Play:
Emil BRAGINSKIY
Eldar RYAZANOV

Director:
Eldar RYAZANOV

As you all know…

…labour ennobles mankind.

That is why people find delight
in going to work.

I personally go to work…

…only because it ennobles me.

If not for statistics…

…we wouldn’t have
the slightest idea…

…how well we work.

This is
Ludmila Prokofievna Kalugina.

Director of our statistic bureau.

She knows well the business
that she manages.

Such things do happen, too.

She comes to the office
well before hours.

And leaves after everyone
has already left.

Which means that, alas…

…she is not married.

We call her “our hag”.

Behind her back, certainly.

Music:
Andrey PETROV

Every morning, before I get to work…

…I get rid of my hooligans.

Here are 40 kopecks,
buy 2 cartons of milk.

- Don’t you forget that!
- OK!

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